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Pakistani researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, so far only discovered and found in Pakistan , has been named Zardarium (Symbol = Zm). It has one Presitron, 1 Priministron, 77 Ministrons, 98 deputy Ministrons, 298 National Assemblions, and 100 Senatrons, giving it an atomic mass of 575.

These 575 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Zardarium has no electrons, it is inert, impotent and ineffective. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Zardarium can cause a reaction, that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete, depending upon the kick-back percentage that Zardarium can get. It is neither radioactive nor active and is largely inert except for its psychopathic attraction for corrupt morons, Ministrons, Assemblions and Senatrons. In this respect, another two important inert iso-dopes, Nawazium (Symbol = Nm) and Shahbazium (Symbol = Sm) play a vital role as catalysts by their moronic ineptitude.

Zardarium has a normal half-life of 2 to 5 years. It does not decay, but instead, the whole country undergoes a re-organisational decay in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. The most important chemical quality of Zardarium is its magnetic properties for gold, Dollars, and corrupt morons.

In fact, Zardarium ’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become Ministrons and forming iso-dopes as a by-product. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Zardarium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Zardarium becomes Presidentium (symbol = Pz), an element that radiates just as much energy as Zardarium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

Article Written By :- Shakir Lakhani Posted At :- Chowrangi

The Following Is An E-Mail sent to me By Ahmed Karim

1. Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves.
Ten were laid off!!

2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and  hired
Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same  rate

3. Iron man now “air-pooling” with Superman to save fuel costs.

4. Women finally marry for love, and not money

5.  Q: With the current market turmoil, what’s the easiest way to
make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.

6.  The credit crunch is getting bad isn’t it? I mean, I let my
brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I’m now  America ‘s
third biggest lender.

7.  Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the
window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they’d have nothing to do in the afternoon.

8.  Q: What’s the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.

9.  Dow Jones is re-branded as “Down Jones”.

10. Quote from a wall street banker: This is worse than divorce.
I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..

Prem Taheja was a single guy living at home with his aged father and working in the family construction business in Mumbai and Pune.
In January 2008, Prem had found out that he was going to inherit not only the family business but also over Rs 35 crores in cash, shares and jewelry when his sickly father died. So Prem decided he needed a wife to share his fortune.

Prem started to seek suitable marriage partners and one evening in April at an investment meeting he spotted a beautiful and well educated woman. In fact her natural beauty took his breath away.

Prem talked to her at the function for over two hours and found her an ideal person to marry and start a family. Prem then told her, ‘I may look like just an ordinary man but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit the family construction business and over Rs 35 crores in cash and shares and jewelry.’

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

The women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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North and South Korea stand on the ‘brink of war’ as Kim Jong-il’s tears up the non-aggression pact Photo: REUTERS

Article By David Eimer, Telegraph UK

In a significant escalation of tensions, North Korea cancelled all military and political agreements after accusing Seoul of aggressive posturing.

Pyongyang’s decision to nullify all accords increases the prospect of an armed confrontation on the Peninsula, where over a million soldiers face each other across the Demilitarised Zone that divides the two Koreas.

North Korea’s Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea blamed the South for pushing the two countries “to the brink of a war”. Read more…

“Mulk khud hi chalta rehay ga” (approximate translation: the country doesn’t need our contribution to thrive) is a sentence many Pakistanis are prone to saying. I confess that till a few years ago, I myself was confident of this misleading notion. Misleading and dangerous – especially in today’s volatile climate. As Pakistanis, it is imperative that we come to terms with the fact that no heavenly Manna will alleviate our country’s plight. The job rests squarely on our own shoulders; with the destiny of a whole nation tethered to our will and to the execution of that will. And so as the clock ticks and the prophets of doom raise a foreboding murmur from East to West, it is high time for us to learn some crucial lessons. Lessons without which our collective slumber will only deepen:

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Portraits of George W Bush have been popular targets for demonstrators around the world since an Iraqi journalist hurled his footwear at the outgoing US president last month – and now a US art gallery has decided to capitalise on the popular political statement with a “shoe throw” fundraiser.

Article Via

Telegraph.co.uk

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This following extract is taken from an American who moved to Dubai last year…

April 30th:
Just got transferred to work and live in beautiful Dubai, UAE! WOW!!! Now
this is a city that knows how to live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy
evenings. It’s like New York City minus all the crocks, murderers, and
drunks. What a place! I watched the sunset from a deck chair on my beautiful
bedroom verandah. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.
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